CidahTheWritah

ladyshinga:

peristeronicsuperhero:

trainthief:

me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing 

no no no, you don’t understand the true level of spiteful here. The sender of a letter didn’t pay for the post in 1800. The receiver did. You just made your enemy pay for the privilege of being insulted.

I’m starting to see why messengers were gettin’ shot

(via shorts-muchacho-papi)

fallcaesar:

genderdeath:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

egowave:

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

(via gyranoshebettadont)

curlicuecal:

This actually made me feel really good about my day because I somehow managed 80 points?

a fuckin. professional.

(via stormwaterwitch)

pansexualcookware:

they-better-be-mysterious:

blacksteelgajeel:

novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse

but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry

and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.

#i like it  #i really like stories about True Love that isn’t the romantic kind (x)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Oh oh oh oh oh yessssssssssss please

(via hashememe)

mymanherc:

threetrollsandadryad:

moxperidot:

the best part of pathfinder is that if a paladin breaks their oath, they immediately lose access to all class features

including access to their horse

which i choose to believe is because the horse can sense that you’ve done crimes and is ashamed

Listen. Listen. That horse was not a gift. That horse was a privilege. That horse could remember your birthday. It still does, even though you fucked up bad enough that you lost your holy magic horsie privileges. It will still remember when you get your shit together. And you will get your shit together. The horse will be disappointed in you if you don’t, and nobody wants that. Not you, not your god, and especially not the horse.

@prokopetz @wearepaladin

(via we-are-avenger)

angelbabyspice:

angelbabyspice:

speaking of military i had a couple come up to my job to buy tickets to the gallery and we were all sold out and the guy says “I’m military! don’t you think there’s anything you can do?” and his wife continues, “Yes! he’s active military!” and it took Everything In My Body to not burst out laughing as I repeated that we were sold out

white americans: can we get two tickets

me: we’re sold out

white americans: but i willingly participate in the destruction of other countries in the name of imperialism!!!! don’t ya think you can put your job on the line to let me in this sold out show for free?? :D

me:

(via moonlandingwasfaked)

(via hotboyproblems)

arealemergency:

barbex:

gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner:

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

This is my fucking resurrection

(via hashememe)

nimium-amatrix-ingenii-sui:

inkbloodthrall:

charlotte-bowyer:

worldtrappedinaperson:

yeah writing fiction is hard but at least we don’t have to list all the sources

*sobs in academic*

I laughed then I cried

unless you write Tolkien fanfiction and someone attacks you over your interpretation of a character that’s 100% compliant with something Tolkien said in a letter from 1948 as well as footnote 27 of an obscure sub-chapter of one of the History of Middle-earth books

(via hashememe)

jumpingjacktrash:

earthstory:

earthunaltered

Have you ever heard a weddell seal speak before?🐾

that’s the most electronic sounding noise i’ve ever heard a mammal make!

(via eleaun)

ann-fortunately:

me: i wanna write

someone: then… write?

me:

(via eleaun)